So there's a friend of Tom's, Daylene, who's so obviously trying to get his dick. He told me they were all at his old flat drinking and she suggested the two of them go off for a walk. At night. With beer. To a park. Psh. She made one big fucking rookie mistake. When she mooched on to our afternoon the other day (we ditched her pretty quickly though) she told me something. Her visa has run out. Mwa ha fucking ha! One false move and I am calling US immigration so quick her stupid little Daylene head will just fall off. And even better, she's from NoCal, so when I do get her deported she can get her ass kicked by Joe.

One.

False.

Move.


I like the threatening jealous side of me. It's unhealthy but I like the fit.